Сижу и делаю жабокжабок
Понимаю, что Сэм - наибесполезнейшее в мире существо

@музыка: Bob Sinclar & Cutee-B - Rock this Party

@темы: Такие как я становятся рок звёздами, сумасшедшими художниками, работниками морга, но никак не любимыми девушками. (с)

Моя няшечка Эммет умеет крутить на пальце мяч

Из-за кадра слышен мой противный, испорченный (хотя, куда там портить) голос. "Витя, Витя, сделай так еще раз!" "Нет, так на пальце"

@темы: видео, море море (с)

I was down in whiskey river, stoppin' for a drink
Mindin' my own business, tryin' not to think
Bartender came on over with a shot of his best
Said this, one's from the lady in the long black dress

She came waltzing round the corner
Anybody sittin' here?
Started takin' off her glasses and lettin' down her hair
I said, thank you for the drink ma'am, how'd you know my brand?
She said, there's certain things a woman can tell about a man

I said do you like the hard kick of old Kentucky Bourbon
Or the slow burn of Tennessee Rye
Just when I thought I lost her in petty conversation
She said slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey in mind

Oh man my heart was jumpin', shakin' on the stool
She moved a little closer and I tried to play it cool
The band had started rockin', it was kinda hard to hear
I ordered us a double and chased it with a beer

How do you like the hard kick of old Kentucky Bourbon
Or the slow burn of Tennessee Rye
Just when I thought I lost her in petty conversation
She said slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey in mind

Another round

Oooh
I started gettin' dizzy from the liquor on her lips
No 80 proof has ever got me buzzin' like this
I loved her
Man, I loved the hard kick of old Kentucky Bourbon
And the slow burn of Tennessee Rye
At this point in the night don't need no conversation
Slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey
Slide over and kiss me
I got more than whiskey in mind
Yeah

@темы: Кейномания, музыка

Штанцы-штанцы

@музыка: Muse - New born

@темы: Доминик Ховард

Ага, только я могу найти фик, где ГГ зовут Сэм и она опаздывает на концерт Muse.

@темы: Бухля, ты? (с)

По стене ползёт паук, а за ним другой паук, ну и пусть себе ползёт, может он его жена (с)

@темы: йумор, Бухля, ты? (с)